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yankfiction:

tanacetum-vulgare:

Ok pitbull and shakira is funny, but I’m sorry 9/11 wormhole theory is way better.

huuuuh?

I should look through wiki revision histories more often.  Can you imagine what wikipedia would look like if only a handful of people contributed to it?  And they didn’t really give a shit?

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Meteor strike

A meteor might have hit the plane.

11 September 2001 wormhole theory

A wormhole might have opened up in the Indian Ocean as it was 4561 days after the attacks.

4561-370 = 4191 = 4 191 = 4 911

or for 9/11.

Add to that , Error , 404 , not found . It was the 404th 777 made .

(Source: ohdaesusie)

maegandawn:


This is the synopsis to a Highlander episode and proof that it is one of the best TV shows of all time.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say every Highlander synopsis proves that

maegandawn:

This is the synopsis to a Highlander episode and proof that it is one of the best TV shows of all time.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say every Highlander synopsis proves that

Read the ‘Gladiator 2’ script that Nick Cave wrote for Russell Crowe

tanacetum-vulgare:

I’m like, “Hey, Russell, didn’t you die in Gladiator 1?” He’s going, “Yeah, you sort that out.” So, he [Maximus] goes down to purgatory and is sent down by the gods, who are dying in heaven because there’s this one god, there’s this Christ character, down on Earth who is gaining popularity and so the many gods are dying so they send Gladiator back to kill Christ and all his followers. This was already getting… I wanted to call it Christ Killer, and in the end you find out that the main guy was his son, so he has to kill his son and he’s tricked by the gods and all of this sort of stuff. So it ends with, he becomes this eternal warrior and it ends with this 20-minute war scene which follows all the wars in history, right up to Vietnam and all that sort of stuff and it was wild.

OMG this is an incredible storyline. I want this movie made!

!!!!!!!!!!! eeeeee!!!!

(Source: getradified)

tanacetum-vulgare:

film-schooled:

Of course Drake has a bookcase in the shape of Canada. Of course.
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Wow, that bookshelf is the most Toronto piece of home decor I’ve ever seen.

It just makes sense when you need something to store the 5 to 7 books you own

tanacetum-vulgare:

film-schooled:

Of course Drake has a bookcase in the shape of Canada. Of course.

(via)

Wow, that bookshelf is the most Toronto piece of home decor I’ve ever seen.

It just makes sense when you need something to store the 5 to 7 books you own

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towerofsleep:

APPENDIX: Sample CV

1984: Made applesauce in pre-school; teacher said not to put plastic knife in mouth; put plastic knife in mouth to eat a tiny bit of apple; cried, not because cut self but because disobeyed. Skills utilized: Yielding to temptation, crying

1994: Viewed mother’s emaciated corpse. Skills acquired: Skepticism toward medical knowledge, indifference regarding death

1997: Saw therapist weekly; therapist said I only had to talk to him if I wanted to; sat through all sessions in silence; therapist said I didn’t have to keep coming. Skills utilized: Skepticism toward medical knowledge

2000: Did not have sex in twentieth century. Skills acquired: None

2005: Slept with friend’s ex; made people angry. Skills acquired: Rudimentary understanding of emotions associated with romantic relationships

2006: Invited friends over for a small gathering; three guests arrived early and proceeded to have threesome in my bed; tried to get them to stop but could not until other guests rang the buzzer; one of the sex guys ran into bathroom naked and vomited in tub. Skills utilized: None (someone else cleaned the tub for me)

2007: Black eye obtained when beaten by Miami Beach police officer. Skills acquired: Don’t spit at cops even when repeatedly asked: “Do you have AIDS?”

2012-present: Took many selfies. Skills utilized: Social media optimization

2006 made me LOL IRL

tanacetum-vulgare:

sc0rnflakess:

Sarah said I could toss her posters but this one is just too good for the trash.

I WAS THERE AND I HAD A GREAT TIME
Except that A Perfect Circle cancelled at the last minute because the guitarist broke his arm the night before. It was heartbreaking.

I was there too! The smashing pumpkins appearance was really depressing!

tanacetum-vulgare:

sc0rnflakess:

Sarah said I could toss her posters but this one is just too good for the trash.

I WAS THERE AND I HAD A GREAT TIME

Except that A Perfect Circle cancelled at the last minute because the guitarist broke his arm the night before. It was heartbreaking.

I was there too! The smashing pumpkins appearance was really depressing!