This is the synopsis to a Highlander episode and proof that it is one of the best TV shows of all time.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say every Highlander synopsis proves that
I’m like, “Hey, Russell, didn’t you die in Gladiator 1?” He’s going, “Yeah, you sort that out.” So, he [Maximus] goes down to purgatory and is sent down by the gods, who are dying in heaven because there’s this one god, there’s this Christ character, down on Earth who is gaining popularity and so the many gods are dying so they send Gladiator back to kill Christ and all his followers. This was already getting… I wanted to call it Christ Killer, and in the end you find out that the main guy was his son, so he has to kill his son and he’s tricked by the gods and all of this sort of stuff. So it ends with, he becomes this eternal warrior and it ends with this 20-minute war scene which follows all the wars in history, right up to Vietnam and all that sort of stuff and it was wild.
OMG this is an incredible storyline. I want this movie made!
APPENDIX: Sample CV
1984: Made applesauce in pre-school; teacher said not to put plastic knife in mouth; put plastic knife in mouth to eat a tiny bit of apple; cried, not because cut self but because disobeyed. Skills utilized: Yielding to temptation, crying
1994: Viewed mother’s emaciated corpse. Skills acquired: Skepticism toward medical knowledge, indifference regarding death
1997: Saw therapist weekly; therapist said I only had to talk to him if I wanted to; sat through all sessions in silence; therapist said I didn’t have to keep coming. Skills utilized: Skepticism toward medical knowledge
2000: Did not have sex in twentieth century. Skills acquired: None
2005: Slept with friend’s ex; made people angry. Skills acquired: Rudimentary understanding of emotions associated with romantic relationships
2006: Invited friends over for a small gathering; three guests arrived early and proceeded to have threesome in my bed; tried to get them to stop but could not until other guests rang the buzzer; one of the sex guys ran into bathroom naked and vomited in tub. Skills utilized: None (someone else cleaned the tub for me)
2007: Black eye obtained when beaten by Miami Beach police officer. Skills acquired: Don’t spit at cops even when repeatedly asked: “Do you have AIDS?”
2012-present: Took many selfies. Skills utilized: Social media optimization
2006 made me LOL IRL
Sarah said I could toss her posters but this one is just too good for the trash.
I WAS THERE AND I HAD A GREAT TIME
Except that A Perfect Circle cancelled at the last minute because the guitarist broke his arm the night before. It was heartbreaking.
I was there too! The smashing pumpkins appearance was really depressing!
Canada Post in 2013 summed up: sends out junk mail to promote junk mail.
Me RE: Life